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//--- Function    : LoadQuote
//--- Date        : 28.10.2002
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//--- Description : Load Quote
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function LoadQuote() {
	var i = 0;
	G_Quote[i++]="Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much (Oscar Wilde)";
	G_Quote[i++]="We did not change as we grew older - we just became more clearly ourselves (Lynn Hall)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom (Albert Einstein)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory (Albert Schweitzer)";
	G_Quote[i++]="The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance (Socrates)";
	G_Quote[i++]="I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody (Bill Cosby)";
	G_Quote[i++]="What goes up, must come down - Ask your system administrator (anonymous)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt (Abraham Lincoln)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws (Plato)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime (Ernest Hemingway)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Humans are divided into three categories: Those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move (anonymous)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Failure is the only opportunity to begin again, more intelligently (Henry Ford)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Winners have simply formed the habit of doing things losers don't like to do (Albert Gray)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes (Oscar Wilde)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality (Warren G. Bennis)";
	G_Quote[i++]="The highest result of education is tolerance (Helen Keller)";
	G_Quote[i++]="I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty (John D. Rockefeller)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something (Plato)";
	G_Quote[i++]="A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience (Doug Larson)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality (Jules de Gaultier)";
	G_Quote[i++]="All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure (Mark Twain)";
	G_Quote[i++]="You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time (Abraham Lincoln)";
	G_Quote[i++]="You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing (Michael Pritchard)";
	G_Quote[i++]="If you always tell the truth, then you don't have to remember anything (Mark Twain)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life (Herbert Henry Asquith)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Hardware by definition are those parts of a computer that can be kicked (Jeff Pesis)";
	G_Quote[i++]="The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious (André Gide)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing (Oscar Wilde)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Good projects result from good planning. Good planning comes from good experience. Good experience comes from bad projects (anonymous)";
	G_Quote[i++]="When a mans character is not clear to you, look at his friends (proverb)";
	G_Quote[i++]="The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid (Art Spander)";
	G_Quote[i++]="Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do (Benjamin Franklin)";
}